suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via poopflow)


elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via seanp0donnell)


extraordinaryminustheextra:

Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs

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(via fluxedcapacitor)


justinnnnnnnnnnnnnn:

When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees

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(via fluxedcapacitor)


damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

(via seanp0donnell)



spongebob:

It’s called Labor Day, but I’m all like

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(via joshdoesntknow)




awwww-cute:

Fairly certain my dog got a goodbye kiss from my GF this morning

awwww-cute:

Fairly certain my dog got a goodbye kiss from my GF this morning


drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

taylorswift:

My thoughts exactly.


reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

(via seanp0donnell)


theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

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(via soph--a--loaf)